It Never Gets EASIER… You Just Get STRONGER

I remember watching an episode of the Simpsons …

not one of the recent famous ones where they predict the future 😉 but the one were bart meets himself…

Bart is laying in bed and another bart is sitting on the edge his bed starring at him.

Bart ask: “Who are you”Barts copy replies: “I AM YOU… BUT STRONGER”.

Damn that resonated with me.

There are few things in life that will actually make you stronger mentally and physically…

The dojo is that place for me.

Are you interested in Training?

I do have a waiting list… “If your interested in getting personal 1-on-1 instruction, that fit your needs, on your schedule and get you the result you want while having fun, making friends, learning cool stuff I highly recommend you call us at 541-608-2848.

plus I have a CRAZY guarantee.

Its Called “I love Strangling my New Friends”…

….Basically “if by the end of your trial, you don’t have so much fun strangling and Jitsu-ing your new friends, learning cool new skills, getting a gnarly workout and laughing while you do it, Ill 100% refund your money even after investing 3 days of my life into you….

if you aint’ happy, I ain’t happy.

And I will only keep your money if your happy”Sounds pretty damn fair to me go ahead and call 541-608-2848 to be put on the wait list.”

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